Breaking News: Evil Empreror Penguin Plans Next Evil Deeds
Reuters has reported that Pingu, Greenland's most notorious Penguin Dictator, is planning to invade Scotland by moving a fleet of penguins from the North Pole towards the Scottish North Coast. The operation has been codenamed "Pingu".
Greenland's Foreign Secreatary, Pingu, had no comment at the time of blogging this article, but intelligence has said that penguins could invade in as little as 45 minutes from the order being given from the Greenland Minister for Armed Forces, Pingu.
It is thought that the attack follows strong tension between Scotland and The Penguin's Republic of Greenland after years of fighting over whose side of the sea was whose, despite several attempts to paint a white line down the middle.
TPP will bring you more information as we get it.
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