Security Information: This is NOT a penguin

This creature was caught on CCTV posing as a penguin. If you see this creature or have any information please call Crimestoppers UK on +44 (0) 800 555 111. Calls are confidential and you may qualify for a cash reward.

HOW TO SPOT A PENGUIN PHISHING

• Penguins are always both black and white. Many impostors are black or white, but not a combination of each.
• Penguins waddle humourously. Impostors tend to have more dignity when they walk.
• An impostors "quack" or "chirp" is usually higher or lower than a penguin's.
• Real penguins eat fish; if the penguin declines fish it is an impostor.

If you feel you have fallen afoul to a spoof penguin, send an email to spoof@ebay.co.uk immediately.

Note: eBay won't do anything, but it'd be funny if they started getting lots of emails about ducks posing as penguins. ;)

Image by Anarctica Police and www.freefoto.com